ah, the stars are looking particularly lovely tonight 


my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

I have break of 3 hours today so have this


Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

hey guys i want to buy a pocket heavy from the steam market but i can’t buy anything from there for like 30 days bc i did my first digital purchase like 5 days ago and that sucks. i know the price there goes for $0.39 - $1.95 i think

so if an of you can buy it for me, or sell one of yours to me, i’ll be glad to draw whatever you want (free comission dude!) + respective money

pls send me a message if you are interested and make me the HeavyMedic prince, thanks image



Porque nadie es perfecto♥

Dibujo conmemorativo al capítulo de ayer de 31 minutos. Me reí harto, confieso.


pikachu honey whats wrong you havent touched your food


good night

if something happen to john im gonn a




The first one always gets me for all the little details, specially how Link seemingly tried to murder Ganondorf in his sleep.

Reblogging for grumpy dad Ganondorf.

these are by ガブ吉


having the worst internet connection in your friend group



First grocery shopping experience!

Ahh yes, thank you. So, while we're waiting, what do you think Medic's agenda is? I can't see him being a permanent "bad guy"


Well, instead of just telling you what I think Medic’s agenda is, I just show you the upcoming part 5 of the Comic, because I’m secretly a plot writer at Valve.

PART 5 - Funerals and marriages (the End)

First of all Sniper will die, like permanently. No respawn.


And Pyro will give him a proper viking burial.


Then there will be an epic battle, with lots of funny soundwords, in which Zhanna and Soldier beat up the TFC mercs.


When all of them are dead Zhanna and Soldier go overboard and become Mermaids.


Miss Pauling is then like “FUCK THIS SHIT!” and takes out a water scooter, which she always keeps in her pocket for emergencies, and rushes away….


….just to marry Scout, because she already is pregnant from him.


Meanwhile Demoman has turned into Merasmus. His magical powers, which lay dormant in him since he was a little boy, are now active and grew his missing eye back.


Oh and Spy just disappeared, because that’s what Spys do.


And Saxton Hale married Heavy’s mother and they are now a happy family living somewhere in Siberia (or Australia).


Then it turns out that all this was Medic’s secret agenda since the release of the game. He now will be the only playable class in game and the game will be renamed “Team Medic 2”.


In the epilogue you will see Engie coming to the rescue with a newly invented device that would save the whole plot, but he arrives too late, because he ate too much bacon.


It’s just the short version, but that is what will happen.